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Sam Avery: Toddlergeddon
Sam Avery: Toddlergeddon

Sam Avery: Toddlergeddon

Unfortunately due to the on-going situation regarding COVID-19 and the need for social distancing during this difficult time, Hertford Theatre will close to the public from 3pm on Tuesday 17th March 2020.
Our customers health and well-being is of paramount importance to us and we will remain closed until 31st May 2020.

Please do not contact us regarding refunds or bookings.
Our Box Office will contact you as soon as they can and we are working through systematically and in chronological order, prioritising events and films that are happening today, tomorrow and the weeks ahead.

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Friday 3rd April, 8pm

Tickets: £19
Duration: approx. 2hrs including an interval
Suitable for: ages 16+. Live comedy usually contains strong language and adult topics.

The time is 4.17pm.
No-one is dressed yet.
Civilisation has collapsed.
Law and order has broken down.
The kids are high on sugar.
The adults have lost control.
Every conversation is an argument.
The coffee has run out.
A child scribbles on the wall.
Someone spills a drink.
Everyone is shouting.

This is Toddlergeddon. 

Join award-winning comedian and bestselling author Sam Avery (AKA The Learner Parent) for an evening of hilarious stand up, brand new for 2020.
How do you raise a toddler with more attitude than Kanye West?
Can you negotiate effectively with a pre-schooler who knows you’re clueless?
And will any of us survive Toddlergeddon?

'Quick wit and painfully funny'  Metro

'A gifted storyteller' The List

Call the box office on 01992 531500

All tickets include a £1.00 booking fee. There is an additional charge of £1 for postage.

Are you a wheelchair user or do you have limited mobility?

Please contact the box office in advance on 01992 531500 who will arrange seating for you and book your tickets.